1. Peroni drinks exclusively by three-quarters (and the fight against the spread of Dreghèr nojana from 33 or Raffo Taranto).
2. He has eaten at least once the seafood on the harbor (by counteracting unfair competition from the coast of St. George) in Specifically, he performs in the backwash of sea urchins (bristle at the idea that in Japan they believe poisonous) or taratuffi.
Corollary 1: Outside, he shouted at least one restaurant in the legendary phrase Young, split two mussels.
Corollary 2: At least once in their life ended up in hospital for typhoid, and stadiums have nothing to do.
3. Recognizes as the official sport of the beer game, even if the tap to the River.
4. It is recognized by the car gadgets: saint Padre Pio, Bari scarf and coat of arms of the company next to the plate.
5. From '90 to '95 has made at least one subscription to the St. Nicholas.
6. It has the mesh Igor Protti, David Platt and Joao Paulo.
7. If female, participated at least once a night of spinsters in the Basilica of San Nicola.
8. Habitually consume (or had done so at least once) and sgagliozze bopizze, or sells them.
9. Knows by heart all the songs Toti & Tata and the plots of their sitcom.
Corollary: Do you know all the jokes in Solfrizzi Wild.
10. He saw sympathy with all the episodes of battles.
11. He as a prophet Gianni Ciardo, exchanges his sayings (above the grandmother or down with the commara?) For Bignami.
12. He made at least one bathroom in Bread and Tomato, contracting at a stroke Ebola, malaria and yellow fever, but also facing the company with the same firmness with which a Hindu makes abductions in the Ganges.
13. It is expressed in a language understandable only by his peers: use interjections such cadenzialmente Moh and ch cous, Mataux, and subtle metaphors as stealing Go to St. Nicholas, or I've fried octopus.
14. Buy the Journal of the South, but uses it only to line the kennel or cage of the canary.
15. Decades is still convinced that business will serve to upholster the car when you infratta.
16. Use spend Sunday afternoon delighting in the sacred art of enrichment of the octopus.
17. Eat regular sandwiches or chitemmurt chitestramurt by panemmerda, turnovers or the hood.
18. Recognizes as the national dish of orecchiette with turnip tops, which consumes at least once a week.
19. He attended at least once a theft in Old Bari.
20. It 'more than once been touched by the thought of buying an apartment in Punta Perotti.
21. The degree of dangerousness of a Bari is contained in a warning: The IAPR ECCHJ ...
22. Every father Bari waiting for the right moment to tell the child: Imbaro I owe you and I must go ...
23. If your name is Nicholas, there is considerable likelihood that you Bari origins.
Corollary: If, when you show up with the usual pleasure, Nicola answer you feel this is the hand and this is the ciola, then you are faced with a Bari.
24. Every cook knows Bari only one certainty: the death of pulp u ie the chpodd.
25. When your turn to football, forcing his team to cheer with the train.
26. He knows the police headquarters building as the square of the Beats live.
Corollary: Bari for a bit 'higher, the Police Headquarters is the building next to the parking lot of Piccinni.
27. E 'firmly convinced that if Paris had lu market would be like a small Ber. And in Paris he was never there.
28. If an Englishman writes I love Kiss me, looks around to see who has fucked up the eggs of English.
29. Can claim to have worn in the 90s the legendary suit acetate.
30. Park in the second row, even with the bike.
31. If in the '90s was a child, he grew with the belief that there were indeed children as things Whatsit.
32. The real Bari CANOSH A SADDA'MM!
33. Despite Bari B, Petruzzelli still in ruins, the car radio that disappear, parking sinking ... have the courage to sing Cuss abdominal print ie u megghj paise. "
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